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#181 RLW

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 06:26 PM

How do member titles work?

 

All you have to do is keep chatting on every topic like you are doing and eventually you can make your own.



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Posted 20 September 2013 - 06:28 PM

Cool, thanks.

 

 

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 06:46 PM

meh, there's nothing else going on. as long as everyone is being reasonable it's all good. 



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Posted 20 September 2013 - 06:47 PM

Why so much drama?? WHY???

 

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ehm.... yeah... pretty much... :shakifanatica54: :shakifanatica54: :shakifanatica54: :shakifanatica54:



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Posted 20 September 2013 - 11:33 PM

...and the version Roman did is removed from youtube. 



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Posted 21 September 2013 - 02:22 AM

OMG!!!!  :mariella:

You made my day guys!!!

I heard it so much time on youtube!!! And I loved it!!!

THANK YOU!!!!!


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 02:42 AM

...and the version Roman did is removed from youtube. 

 

It's still on soundcloud.



 

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 03:03 AM

...and the version Roman did is removed from youtube. 

 

Yeah and also already removed the first No joke video, so it seem that the sony started to remove it from the youtube.


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 03:26 AM

That's good that we have something till we're waiting for the new album, but true that for the No joke demo my hungry for the new music just grown very much, LOL.

I feel we have to persevere a little and very soon we will get new Shaki music already so close that I almost can hear in my head.

 

Oh my God I'm starting to become a crazy! :unome:   Please Shaki hurry, cause I'm going crazy! :pray:


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 03:37 AM

She has sooo much potential in that music genre. And I hope just because she failed commercially pretty much everytime she tried to get away from latin/world sounds won't stop her from trying again, with better strategy, better single choices, and more determination and a supportive team. Cmon Shaki !

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 06:29 AM

Lol somebody pulled a The Border....

 

Does that mean that new material is imminent?

 

Rumor has it that Truth Or Dare remains the first single, and that it's coming in the next weeks. I think it should be a buzz single.

 

 

Confirmed by one of the songs' writers: https://twitter.com/sheispheenix
 
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Posted 21 September 2013 - 12:51 PM

The first?

 

I don't know...

 

EDIT: I mean I actually like the song and all but still...


Edited by Greatness, 21 September 2013 - 12:51 PM.


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 02:03 PM

Im jamming Roman Wolf's remastered version through my phone all day long, its so good.


 

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 02:08 PM

I think "No Joke" was the precursor to "She Wolf" and "Men In This Town". The fast singing was incorporated into "She Wolf", while the other musical elements went to "Men In This Town." 


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 02:09 PM

^ indeed it reminds me of the "fresh im so fresh" part and the "Suicide" parts


 

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 02:10 PM

Seems legit.

 

I still wish that trio of songs would have been released.

 

It would have been godly, and they for sure would have been hits.


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 05:16 PM

I always thought she was saying " I'll never love, and you know that is no joke"




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Posted 21 September 2013 - 05:30 PM

lol that's kind of mean.



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Posted 21 September 2013 - 06:18 PM

lol that's kind of mean.

Lol I feel that way, so that song would have been perfect for my dead inside-ness. :chicken:




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Posted 21 September 2013 - 08:26 PM

GOd HAS LISTENED TO MY MOTHERFUCKING PRAYERS

 

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IT CANNOT BE REAL, IM DREAMING BITCHES

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 09:04 PM

GOd HAS LISTENED TO MY MOTHERFUCKING PRAYERS

 

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IT CANNOT BE REAL, IM DREAMING BITCHES

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Posted 22 September 2013 - 12:16 AM

I love this video explaining the gibberish:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH3PzjIRH2U


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Posted 22 September 2013 - 03:44 AM

My instrumental version :) https://soundcloud.c...ke-instrumental


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Posted 22 September 2013 - 03:56 AM

Okay, after closely listening to it, I believe this to be closest I could get in figuring the lyrics, feel free to correct.

 

 

 

Ill never tell

And you know, that its no joke

I’ll let you

And you now, you’ll never love

Oh oh oh

 

I’m in love

I will part

I’ll be loving with my heart

I can love

But you know

I obey the ways of love

 

I’ve got the love connection

I’ve got a single question

 

Turn it around

Don’t you know that it’s no joke

Oh oh oh

I’ve got a plan

Don't you know there is no joke

Oh oh oh oh

 

Ah ah ah ah

Ah ah ah ah

 

 

Ill never tell

And you know, that its no joke

I’ll let you

And you now, you’ll never love

Oh oh oh

 

In my heart

I can love

Bet to never let you go

I go low

I can part

But your love won’t mend your love

 

I’ve got the love connection

You’ve got a single question

 

Turn it around

Don’t you know

That is no joke

Oh oh oh

I’ve got a plan

Don’t you know, there is no joke

Oh oh oh

 

Ah ah ah ah

Ah ah ah ah

 

Ah ah ah ah

Ah ah ah ah

 

I’m in love

Tell him that

I can never let you go

I’m in love

Though i’m not

But you know it’s not my fault

 

It’s not my fault

You know it

I’ve got to sing it, honey

 

Turn it around

Don’t you know

That is no joke

Oh oh oh

I’ve got a plan

Don’t you know, there is no joke

Oh oh oh

 

Turn it around

Don’t you know

That is no joke

Oh oh oh

I’ve got a plan

Don’t you know, there is no joke

 

Tell me how

You don’t love

You don’t know

Tell me how

Cut me open

‘till i know

You can’t run

You can’t hide


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Posted 22 September 2013 - 04:15 AM

My instrumental version :) https://soundcloud.c...ke-instrumental

 

Those high pitched sounds around 0:43 are amazing! :o 



 

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Posted 22 September 2013 - 11:50 AM

My instrumental version :) https://soundcloud.c...ke-instrumental

 

It's AMAZING!!!!!  ;)  :pray:



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Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:47 PM

I love the song! It will be great if she can complete it for next era.

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Posted 22 September 2013 - 10:10 PM

I love the song! It will be great if she can complete it for next era.

 

 

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Posted 22 September 2013 - 11:08 PM

There are minimal chance no joke will be included on new album, but it should be included on she wolf, it would be better single than did it again

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 02:08 AM

I had a fucked up dream..

The new album was a re-release of She Wolf and there was just one "new" track, No Joke. Unfinished and still as a demo.
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